half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die
i wanna fuck and then die
cicadas the lot of you
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“Trick or Yeet!” I shout to the children when I open the door. “Yeet?” one says confusidly. I shrug. “Yeet it is.” I throw the child.
Not Halloween but, okay.
okay you stick of unsalted butter i made this on halloween but everyone just likes to reblog it for some reason
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Who invented honey mustard. I wanna send their family a fruits basket
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